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ORIGINAL: ilabom
ORIGINAL: Sanka
ORIGINAL: ilabomWhat? Hva gikk jeg glipp av nå da? [>:]
You callin` me ugly???
Hahahaaa!! Jeg kaller magen min for muffinsen, og fikk til jul følgende tilsendt fra Mirell:
"1 oppskrift-100 muffins"-bok, og en rååååsa muffins boks [:D]
Jeg likte muffinsboksen! måtte kjøpe en selv også! [:D]
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Turid-Laila
Guest
Slemt å holde meg utenfor de interne.... [:(]
*hahahhaha*
*hahahhaha*
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Turid-Laila
Guest
Hørt om mannen som var så liten at han hadde bare en boble i boblejakken sin?
To melk satt på gjerdet, så datt den ene ned. Den andre spurte: Er du hel melk?
Hvordan brekker man nesen på en blondine?
Tar frem k**en under et glassbord
To tomater gikk over en vei, en ble påkjørt, andre sier:
Kom ann Ketchup
To agurker gikk over en vei, en ble påkjørt, andre sier:
Kom ann Sennep
To appelsiner gikk over en bro, en datt ned, andre sier:
Nå ble du våt
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To melk satt på gjerdet, så datt den ene ned. Den andre spurte: Er du hel melk?
Hvordan brekker man nesen på en blondine?
Tar frem k**en under et glassbord
To tomater gikk over en vei, en ble påkjørt, andre sier:
Kom ann Ketchup
To agurker gikk over en vei, en ble påkjørt, andre sier:
Kom ann Sennep
To appelsiner gikk over en bro, en datt ned, andre sier:
Nå ble du våt
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Turid-Laila
Guest
*finner Solo* [X(]
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Turid-Laila
Guest
Det satt to ekorn i et tre og strikka syltetøy. Så kom det en flyvende elg forbi, men det gjorde ikke noe, for han ene hadde en onkel i amerika.
ORIGINAL: Sanka
Det satt to ekorn i et tre og strikka syltetøy. Så kom det en flyvende elg forbi, men det gjorde ikke noe, for han ene hadde en onkel i amerika.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Turid-Laila
Guest
Har dere hørt om de to døve guttene som lo så mye at de knakk fingrene?
Det var en gang to sandhauger. Så ble den ene skuffet over den andre...
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don"t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 50.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
Det var en gang to sandhauger. Så ble den ene skuffet over den andre...
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don"t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 50.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
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Turid-Laila
Guest
ORIGINAL: MirellDe var jo driitkule da!
OMG ILA!