- Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
- Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
- Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
- When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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