why is air a lot like sex??

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
 
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: 
"So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her 
so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you.
 
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
 
Meir meir!!
 
Hahahaha, jeg leste noen av disse til gubben, han og jeg har visst ikke samme humor.. hihi..

 

*Moråse* skrev:
Hahahaha, jeg leste noen av disse til gubben, han og jeg har visst ikke samme humor.. hihi..


Samme her, hahah... Han ser bare dumt på meg :P
 
 How do you get a man to do sit-ups? 
Put the remote control between his toes.

What did God say after creating man? 
I must be able to do better than that.

 Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? 
So men can remember them.

Why are married women heavier than single women? 
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married 
women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 What's the difference between men and government bonds? 
Bonds mature.
 
HAHAHA!! MERE MERE!!! emoticon 
 
morsom!!!
 

Vestlandstaus skrev:
HAHAHA!! MERE MERE!!! emoticon 

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